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Loudspeakers. Unimpressed.

Bluetooth. Hand-built. Twenty of them.
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Presence

It's a speaker.
It just doesn't act like one.

Three ways to interact with Blasé. The choice depends on how both of you are feeling.

Blasé mode

The first touch wakes it — it notices you, then goes back to ignoring you, with a hint of indifference. Music plays. Blasé doesn't seem to mind, or notice.

Party mode

The second touch. Blasé begins to respond with its eyes, listening to your music. Deeper bass — and a brighter gleam in its eyes. Call it emotion, if you're feeling generous. Yet Blasé remains unflappable, and mesmerizes those around it.

OFF mode

Third tap. Actually off. Use this when you want some time apart. You can still listen to music. There are no reactions, and the microphone is turned off.

BLASÉ — off mode

Doesn't perform.
Just is.

Studio

Now, properly.

Nothing to hide

The personality's real. So is the engineering.

Real drivers. Real wood.
No app pretending to be smart.

You can see how it works. That was the point.

BLASÉ — anatomy

That's all of it.

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Materials

Made to wear in,
not out.

Kvadrat acoustic textile
Acoustic Fabric
Textiles premium brand Kvadrat. DanishWoven so the sound gets through.
Oak veneer
Oak
Light natural oak veneer.Warms with time.
Vegetable-tanned leather
Leather
Vegetable-tanned leather. Tuscany, ItalyBetter in a year.

None of it is trying to impress you. It's just doing its job.

Twenty units. Batch 01 is being built now.

BLASÉ — the maker, in his Vilnius workshop
About

One person.
One workshop.

Designed and created by the architect in his own studio in Vilnius. One person, from concept to finished product.

Every unit is assembled, tuned, and numbered by hand. When something goes wrong, you email the person who built it — not a queue.

What it doesn't do

Unimpressed goes further than the eyes.

No app. No assistant.
No opinion about your day.

It doesn't want your schedule. It doesn't want anything.

In the box
The speaker
A USB-C cable
A numbered card
Nothing else
Dimensions
H 300 mm · W 220 mm · D 260 mm
Weight
4.1 kg
Color
Matte olive
Connectivity
Bluetooth 5.0
Power
USB-C
65 W USB-C charger, not included
No battery
Microphone
For the lights only
Nothing is recorded or sent
Off in OFF mode
Materials
Oak-veneered leg
Painted composite head
Vegetable-tanned leather
Brass
Kvadrat acoustic-fabric grille
Drive units
Full-range head drivers
Woofer with passive radiators in the leg
Clean, midbass-forward. Tuned by hand.
Build
Hand-assembled in Vilnius
Each unit numbered
Hand-built in Vilnius.
Batch 01 — 20 units. Each numbered.
Batch 01
€720

First batch pricing. When they're gone, the next batch is full price.

A €25 deposit holds a low serial number.

Reserve a unit — €25 Refundable, credited toward €720 · No account · One click.
Refundable in full if the batch doesn't happen.
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What is it?+
A hand-built Bluetooth loudspeaker. 20 units in the first batch.
How does it connect?+
Bluetooth 5.0. That's it.
What speakers are inside?+
Full-range drivers in the head, a dedicated woofer in the leg. Clean midbass — not a subwoofer. We'd rather undersell than oversell. Ask, and you'll get it straight from the person who built it.
Why would I want this instead of a normal speaker?+
Not for the sound — for the object. Hand-built, numbered, one of twenty, with a face and moods no mass-produced speaker has. If you want features, this isn't the category.
Who makes it?+
One person, in Vilnius.
Waitlist or deposit — what's the difference?+
The waitlist costs nothing and commits you to nothing — you'll just hear first. The deposit (€25, refundable) reserves an actual unit, a low serial number, and first-batch pricing. Not sure yet? Start with the waitlist.
What does the deposit actually get me?+
A reserved unit, a low serial number, and today's price — before the batch sells out. €25, credited toward the €720. Change your mind any time before it ships, get it back in full.
Is the deposit refundable?+
Yes. €25, fully refundable. It holds your place and a low serial number.
Why Stripe, and is my card safe?+
Stripe processes the payment — the same infrastructure banks and most of the internet run on. Your card details go to them, not to us; we never see or store them. Refunds go back to the original card. If something ever goes wrong, your bank's own dispute process is the backstop.
What's in the box?+
The speaker, a USB-C cable, a numbered card.
How big is it?+
300 × 220 × 260 mm (H × W × D). 4.1 kg.
When does it ship?+
Batch 01 is being built now. Deposit holders get the timeline first.
Where do you ship?+
EU first. Ask if you're elsewhere.